What disturbed me was that there was a pentagram clearly sketched on the floor. It was an imagination sequence, something they supposedly imagined, and they were all fine. “That was a fun make-believe scenario!” Pablo exclaimed.
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My whole life was leading up to this moment, one VHS that would make me quit all VHS- a complete and total loss of what I considered daytime TV programming reality.Īnd then it happened. I just wanted to sit my backyard and watch The Backyardigans. Something was burning in the kitchen and one of the houses burst into flames. A futile attempt to get back what can never be returned. Their ghosts are now shown, the ghosts of the backyardigans, trying to get back into what remains of their bodies, moose bones, baby skeletons, discarded taco shells. “You’re saying the Backyardigans were just in the backyard because they were going to be barbecued, and those vivid hallucinations were from drug-induced psychosis? Well butter my biscuit, that’s the worst thing I’ve EVER HEARD!” A man in a monocle who looked like the Monopoly man, no, it WAS the monopoly man, began to laugh loudly. Then one of them spoke, though at a low muffled tone. Austin started to puke and fell on the floor. Dancing, preparing sausages, and dancing. It was unmistakably Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook. Festive barbecue music began blasting as the CG barbecue characters screamed under the hot coals. The others were cooked as well, and then some festive music began to play. Pablo’s face was mashed like mashed potatoes as his crooked Pablo grin became covered in hot mustard and golden brown sesame seeds.
“I don’t wanna be a hamburger!” The hamburger screamed. Patrick’s day luncheon.” Sherman claimed he wanted to be a pirate in the Spanish gold era as someone stabbed him and he fell onto the hot barbecue grill. The animals fell on the floor and a man with a butcher knife came in and started herding them toward a flaming barbecue pit for what he called “the slaughtering of The Backyardigans, or the St. What happened next shocked me, and I almost ejected the VHS. Tyrone the moose was a young African American male playing bocci ball, little Pablo was an immigrant of presumably Hispanic descent, and young Austin was a transsexual little person with diabetes. What shocked me next was the fantasy sequence… they were… human. Tasha was screaming, running around the yard with an ice pop before she fell down, crying, and her neck looked broken. You just see a gun in the door frame, a loud banging and he lay there, dead. She was holding up a realistic picture of the Backyardigans in puppeteering costumes, staring lifeless, dead.Īustin the Kangaroo refused to eat his snack, so the parent shot him in the head. “Nobody claimed the body!” Uniqua screamed. Pablo’s pinwheel hat lay on the floor, covered in blood and ants. Tyrone slammed his head into the grass, demanding to be human. “I’m not a moose!” Tyrone screamed, fell over, as the hippo, whatever that purple thing was, began to scream. The parents would all drug their children and when they went into the back yard they would have horrific drug-induced fantasies. Evidently the parents ' “snack” was LSD, a drug that causes vivid hallucinations. “I wanna be a pirate!” he screamed, but he wasn’t a pirate, he was just a crying moose. The moose was crying, his hands were in his face, and he was bleeding from his side. This wasn’t the episode I wanted to know. His tongue is hanging out of his mouth, he has flies buzzing around his head, and there are “X”’s in his eyes.
The backyardigans are having a pool party but Pablo is clearly dead. This episode was titled “The Backyardigans Get Killed” and I found it at a yard sale 20 years before the first episode ever aired. You die alone, toothless, in an unmarked grave. You see, when you’re young you think you understand the world, but then you grow up and you understand it less. But a horrible thing happened to me one day while I was watching my program of choice, the greatest of the greats, best possible, ever. Oh my god it’s the Backyardigans! My favorite show, a life among lives, the best ever. The Backyardigans Get Killed (Lost Episode-CREEPYPASTA) Written by ModernDayDonJuan999/DrewPicklesFanartBro666 (Schz).
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